Valley Girl with a Brain

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29 May

The Break Up: Parental Gems

“Your mother and I have stopped caring about the people you date. I mean, what’s the point investing our time, energy, and emotion into someone that won’t be around very long?”

“Mom, we broke up.” “It’s fine. Your father and I will pay for your match.com membership.”

Uh, thanks mom and dad. I think.

29 May I should be able to recite this book by now #breakup #broken #postbreakupread (Taken with instagram)

I should be able to recite this book by now #breakup #broken #postbreakupread (Taken with instagram)

28 May #puglife #pugsofinstagram #pugstagram  (Taken with instagram)

#puglife #pugsofinstagram #pugstagram (Taken with instagram)

27 May #Lotería winnings (Taken with instagram)

#LoterĂ­a winnings (Taken with instagram)

27 May #bingo #loterias (Taken with instagram)

#bingo #loterias (Taken with instagram)

27 May #frenchbraid #purple (Taken with instagram)

#frenchbraid #purple (Taken with instagram)

26 May #sharpie meets #solo #herringbone (Taken with instagram)

#sharpie meets #solo #herringbone (Taken with instagram)

26 May #fiesta (Taken with instagram)

#fiesta (Taken with instagram)

26 May
Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.

Henry Rollins (via kari-shma)

25 May

Life Lesson: Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Life Lesson #12: Breaking Up vs. Being Broken Up With

Let’s get one thing straight first. That line is bullshit. Being broken up with is what’s hard. Breaking up with someone is easy.

When you first get the inclination that you’re not happy and the relationship is kind of a mess and you think you might like to dump your once significant other, just do it. Eventually they’ll dump you and that always hurts much worse.

Ladies and gents, beat that asshole to the relationship finish line and never look back.